{"product_id":"butter-squishy-super-soft-slow-rising-novelty-toy","title":"Butter Squishy! Super Soft, Slow-Rising Novelty Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003e​I can't believe it's not... well, actually, it's a squishy! Bring some hilarious, buttery comfort to your sensory collection with the Butter Squishy. Designed to look exactly like a classic 4 oz stick of salted butter, this novelty fidget toy is a total crowd-pleaser and conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Featuring an ultra-satisfying, super-soft, and slow-rising texture, it offers the ultimate melting stress-relief experience. Squeeze it, mash it, and watch it slowly return to its perfect stick shape!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​✨ Features You'll Love:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Ultra-Realistic Design: Modeled perfectly after a standard stick of butter, complete with faux \"4oz Salted Butter\" packaging graphics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Super Soft \u0026amp; Slow-Rising: Offers a light, airy, cloud-like squeeze with a mesmerizing slow-rise effect that is incredibly relaxing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The Perfect Gag Gift: Excellent for foodies, bakers, office desk humor, white elephant gifts, or just a quirky addition to a fidget collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Quiet Sensory Relief: Keeps hands busy and minds calm during meetings, classes, or stressful moments without making a sound.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​📋 Product Specifications:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Recommended Age: 3+ years\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Texture: Super soft, airy, slow-rising foam\/compound\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Size: Mimics the size of a standard 4 oz stick of butter—perfectly palm-sized!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Care Instructions: Keep away from sharp objects. If it collects dust, gently wipe down with a damp cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​⚠️ IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTE: As unbelievably realistic as this looks, it is NOT REAL FOOD. Do not eat, bite, chew, slice, or put in the microwave\/fridge. Keep away from pets and very young children who might mistake it for a snack!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​🛑 Final Sale: This item is not eligible for refunds, returns, or exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kindred K","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53921029063020,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/6035\/0316\/files\/20260617-190302.jpg?v=1781737991","url":"https:\/\/kindredk.store\/products\/butter-squishy-super-soft-slow-rising-novelty-toy","provider":"Kindred K","version":"1.0","type":"link"}